it’s 2018! i got my hat on backwards and i’m ready to p
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This……. via Shitty_Car_Mods
lets make professional jousting big. i feel like theres an audience for it in america
What if we just gave football players swords
cam newton singlehandedly fucking slaughters the browns with a zweihander to thunderous applause
I would miss family functions to tune in to that
the internet is a sacred medium for humor
it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth
Why is it so specific? Why does this even exist?
Parasexual: being asexual (NOT having sexual attraction) and having sex SOLELY for the purpose of reproduction
catholic pride flag
theres something… indescribable about seeing a multinational corporation be referred to as “OP” in a callout post about the tendrils it spreads across the planet
Me trying to get followers
callout post for adolf14nazi88hitler:
- aphobic
this image has given me the ability to kill
Johnny Testickle
guess who’s first
rural worm culture is fantasizing about living in a city with public transportation because you
i just realized i typed worm culture instead of gay culture. this post is cancled
Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution
Hi my name is Abigayle Char'ity Rebecka “Becky” Livingston and I have long powdered white hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with natural honey blonde streaks that reaches my mid-back and handsome black eyes like obsidian mirrors and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Alexander Hamilton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Patriot but my clothes are all British-made. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politician, and I go to a place called the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia where I’m a junior delegate (even though I’m a woman). I’m a Federalist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing floral stays with matching lace around it and a cotton petticoat, silk stockings and black heeled shoes. I was wearing pink rouge, white paint, and elderberry eyebrow darkener. I was walking outside the Pennsylvania State House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I bit my thumb at them.
My OC is Gunjamin Franklin. He’s Benjamin Franklin’s brother, but he has a gun
im actually crying
I reblog this every single time it shows up on my dashboard.
hot
Yoda got no business having that much cake 👅💦🍑
unpopularopinionsworlddatabase:
unpopularopinionsworlddatabase:
Anyone who doesn’t get bones in their chicken is cucking themselves out of extra flavor
please don’t call me a chicken cuck over the worldwide web
too late, chicken cuck
you guys can’t put shit like “the op of the aphobe block list is kin with rick sanchez from rick and morty” on my dash and not expect me to go into spontaneous cardiac arrest. you guys gotta start paying my medical bills for this.
Me, eating the soup of the day: easily the soup I’ve had all day
remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”
“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”
he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.
he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”
i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)
Cats!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cats!!!!!!
Okay but can I just get emo over starwars for a moment? specifically one fight.
Anakin and Obi-wan’s fight in ROTS.
We all make fun of the “it’s over anakin! I have the high ground!” line but that entire battle was emotional and heart wrenching.
I remember watching it in theaters for the first time and when the music kicked in and they began to fight I had chills and couldn’t help but to hold my breath. My mother took me to see the movie multiple times and each time the audience would clap, people brought in sabers, and some kids would even go to the front stage under the screen and would try to reenact it.
I remember very clearly how people acted towards the prequels (and still do), but even cynics shut their mouths during order 66 until the end of the film.
I still tear up everytime I watch it and get to Obi’s “you were the chosen one” speech.
The thing is, RotS is a good story. The prequels as a whole are a good story. but none of the films in the SW franchise is perfect. However, because the original trilogy are all pieces of classic cinema they are looked at through the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia. Their flaws ignored while the prequels get criticized pretty badly. The prequels weren’t exactly what the whinny fanboys wanted, so they complained about them “ruining Star Wars”. Because negative voices are always louder, people started looking back and agreeing “The prequels suck”.
Even I, who am an avid lover of the prequels and most of all RotS, had fallen into that trap. I had seen the movies as a kid and while the political stuff had gone over my head I enjoyed the rest. However, they were not movies that my family owned so I really only had seen them the one time and being away from them and hearing the negative words about the prequels I fell into the mindset of agreeing “Yeah they kinda sucked…” and the kicker here is, when I was in college and had a little extra spending money there was a sale on the entire series of SW box set. I picked it up–only to ignore the prequels and only watch the OT until recently when my friends got me to start watching TCW and I fell in love. Only then did I take the plastic off the PT and pop them into our DVD player and boy, was I surprised as I realized that I never hated those movies. I remembered I love them. I remembered that it was never MY opinion that I hated them.
They are good stories with good characters that only “crime” was that they could have been told a little better in places to strengthen the story telling. But that doesn’t change the fact that it’s DEVASTATING to see nearly every single Jedi shot down and killed by their own men they trust with their lives. To see Obi-Wan and Anakin, who had been so close for years suddenly have to fight one another as enemies. To see how heartbroken it left Obi-Wan, how Anakin became Darth Vader, how they both suffered. The entire climax of RotS is so emotionally charged. Such a good set a scenes. And I think that the reason why people make fun of the line “It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!” is because that line is a little cheesy and the rest of the scene is so impactful they can’t complain about it. only cling to one line they find cheesy.
This organisation is taking donations. They’re a Canadian group working with the Russian LGBT Network to evacuate people from Chechnya.
This is a European organisation that provides funds to Russian groups working to get Chechens to safety.
Here’s how to make donations directly to the Russian LGBT network.Signal boost this
You wanna talk about real threats to the lgbt community? Well here you go. Sick of people nitpicking for non-issues here while people are literally getting slaughtered there.
John Boyega shutting down antis and negative Nancy’s is my favourite twitter theme
Love john so much
You say Eric Cartman, I say Eric Andre
You say Frickin’ Sweet, I say Rickin’ Morty
You say Stan Smith, I say Jerry Smith
You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments
You say Degrassi, I say Neil Degrassi Tyson
SHARE this status if your not afraid to be proud of you’re intelligent sense of humor!
is this.. unironic?
Yeah I’m kinda of a freak lol I’m into some really weird obscured comedies………………..I’m AM a bit…….. How your say, twisted…….
I’m yelling the person who made the aphobe list admitted to sending rape threats and slurs to people
When you say things like “kill all men”…
You are saying to loving mothers “You should have aborted”
You’re telling daughters “You’d be better off without your dad”
You’re telling wives “You’re husband doesnt really love you”
You’re telling mourning women everywhere that you’re glad their friends and family are dead
And you’re telling victims of female abuse “You don’t matter”
You’re also telling gay men that the homophobes who want them dead are right;
You’re telling depressed men that, yes, they should commit suicide;
You’re telling Jewish men that their fathers and grandfathers dying in the Holocaust was a good thing;
And you’re telling everyone that you’re a terrible person. And proud of it.
Good addition.
You’re telling black men you agree with the KKK, and that slavery was okay
You’re telling female doctors who save men’s lives that their jobs mean nothing. Same with female police officers and female firefighters
You’re telling mothers they have failed.
You’re saying every racial and religious massacre in history was acceptable for at least half the victims.
did u know it costs exactly $0.00 to respect someone’s gender identity and sexuality even if you don’t “agree” with it?
how do you save on tumblr
Did you get a callout and need to reset again?
didnt make the aphobe list so i gotta quit and start over
His username is:
xHarlemShakex
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2. B. 15. O
3. C. 16. P
4. D. 17. Q
5. E. 18. R
6. F. 19. S
7. G. 20. T
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yeah I don’t want this bullshit tainting the new year someone whip out a new one quick!!!
Hopefully one day Lena Dunham will stop using her body shape as an excuse for why people don’t like her and start realizing it’s because she’s a terrible person.
You had me at “hopefully one day Lena Dunham will stop”
2017 has been irrevocably wack
just fyi
things that are okay: lesbians not being attracted to trans women, preferring to date cis women.
things that are also okay: lesbians being okay with dating trans women
things that aren’t okay: “LESBIANS ARE ATTRACTED TO FEEEMALES. FEMALE = VAGINA. TRANS LESBIANS ARE STRAIGHT MEN!! IF YOU DATE A TRANS WOMAN, YOU ARE A BISEXUAL, NOT A PURE LESBIAN LIKE ME.”
things that definitely aren’t okay: claiming that if a lesbian isn’t interested in dating a trans woman, she is transphobic or “cissexist,” and she should try it even if she doesn’t want to avoid being seen as a bigot. guilting her, pressuring her, or coercing her in any way.
“Lesbians thinking that transwomen are disgusting subfemales is valid if they’re nice about it uwu”
not being attracted to someone =/= thinking someone is a disgusting or less than cis women
literally how the fuck could you get that from this
Okay, what reason do Lesbians (aside from people such as those who are traumatized by penises) have for not wanting to date transwomen?
Further question, do you think it’s okay for white people to not want to date black people?
Their reason is preferring to date cis women and they don’t owe anyone an explanation or justification beyond that for not being interested.
And yes, that is also okay, for anyone to be more attracted to any race, so long as they’re not shooting down other races as inferior or uplifting their own as “the objective best.” Attraction isn’t activism and it cannot be controlled or forced, and it’s no one’s place to try to change it. People should enter into relationships with people they want to be in relationships with, period.
I like dark hair. It doesn’t mean I think everyone with light hair is ugly or unlovable, it just means I personally am more attracted to people with dark hair, and people with light hair deserve to find someone who is attracted to people with light hair.
HOOOHOOHOOOOO BOY, THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR MAKING THE MISTAKE OF DEBATING AN ANTI-SJW
I’m not an anti-SJW…and I’m also not racist or transphobic. People just don’t have to want to sleep with you, Karen.
I’m Native American. If someone didn’t want to date Natives, that’s their loss and I would not try to coerce them, I would find someone who did.
Not my business who someone wants to fuck and it’s not yours, either, because attraction isn’t activism.
OP: “If you’re not attracted to trans people, you’re not obligated to date them… but you don’t have to be transphobic about it.”
Some nimrod: “What’s this anti-SJW bullshit!?”
I always want to hear you talk about your special interests. always. got a thing about Russian politics in the 1700s? tell me about it. know entirely too much about the mating habits of aquatic animals? nice, bro. can literally recite every Star Wars movie line-perfect? that’s fuckin impressive. even if I’m not personally interested in whatever it is you’re infodumping about, I’m happy that you’re interested and excited, and I’m willing to learn about things my loved ones care about
^THIS I love when people love stuff!
I love being infodumped at. I promise ur not bothering me. Ur giving me an opportunity to absorb concentrated information and that is a kindness.
my mom was always quick to coach me on how to have normal conversations— but it’s left me feeling like it’s abnormal for anyone to actually enjoy hearing about my interests for more than a sentence or two. i love trading information with people but i hate having to manage the intense shame and embarrassment that comes from realizing i’ve talked ‘too much’ or been ‘too intense’.
so none of yall know what a friend group is apparently
the notes on this are depressing as hell u got all these people saying that this isnt friendship because friends are just people u go out to drink with on weekends and living with people and planning ur life with them in it is more than friendship. damn im really sorry none of u have ever experienced friendship in ur lives and need to make up new terms to describe genuinely caring about people
haters will see you
dr. haters will see you now
Tumblr 2018 timeline
-seth everman kills someone
-thot becomes a slur
-website surprise shut down in February
