Awesome like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you're about to experience the wrath of a god

Hey guys this is my favorit like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you're about to experience the wrath of a god
me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i'm so sorry dude, shit

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