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Things that AREN’T inherently bad by default:
-White People
. . . .
-Men
-Straight people
-Cis people
-Neurotypical people
-Able-bodied people
-People whose ideologies don’t perfectly align with yours
Things that ARE inherently bad by default:-Hating someone simply for factors that cannot be controlled such as race, gender, sexuality, or able-bodiedness.
-Actual Nazis
-The Emoji Movie
at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*
everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too
*me, a millennial* the beatles? no thank you id rather listen to the Top 40 hits…… *puts my headphones in and listens to the sound of a rat being shaken violently in a metal trashcan*
I’ve never identified with something more than this
i’m astonished at how twitter and tumblr will harass people who draw the wrong fictional pairings but will give a free pass and defend that former glee actor that committed suicide because he was about to be sentenced for having literal hundreds and thousands of files of genuine child porn, which can only be created from genuine kids that cannot actually consent and that the fundamental production of causes immense trauma and actual human suffering
but you know, drawing the wrong thing is bad and writing the wrong fiction is bad because FICTIONAL IS REALITY
fuck all y’all
drawings and shipping bs don’t hurt nobody as long as the shit properly tagged and put in corners of the internet that people who have a genuine psychological/trauma trigger wouldn’t be able to just happen to stumble across purely by accident.
but child porn destroys actual genuine flesh and blood lives.
lemme make it very plain and clear.
IF YOU VALUE FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTERS OVER REAL LIFE PEOPLE, ACTUAL TRAUMATIZED AND HORRIFICALLY ABUSED CHILDREN JUST FUCKING BLOCK ME NOW AND SAVE ME THE GODDAMN TROUBLE
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUWait, THAT’S why he committed suicide?!
Kim Kardashian, proving once again that you can be rich and trashy. (NSFW)
How tf she get ice cream if the machine broke
After I got forcibly hospitalized and put on suicide watch, the Center for Health Care Services put me in their LOC-5 treatment plan. If you don’t know what that is, it’s the mental health authority of Bexar county and they provide free/reduced cost treatment to those in need.
I don’t pay for therapy sessions, because the county deemed me as a threat to myself. The only thing I do pay for is my medication, which is less than 15/month.
Maybe think about your asks before you send them, and remember that resources are there for people who need them. Dick.
someone called my work phone at 8:53 pm last night and left the following voicemail:
“i mean i went there yesterday and the soup was half off” *checkout lane beeps*
personality test:
if someone asks you the time and it’s 10:17, do you:
- round down (it’s 10:15)
- round up (it’s 10:20)
- say the exact time (it’s 10:17)
- look at a clock that says 10:17 and stare at the numbers for ages knowing it’s 10:17 but your brain and mouth don’t cooperate and you end up saying 11:07
justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor
“whyd u water down your lemonade?”
“sorry im just.. really horny rn”
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE
disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason
THEN SHES A THOT
u never realize how disconnected u are from the popular music scene until u open the spotify top 50 and recognize literally two artists.
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baby fucking sink tony!!!!!
*makes fun of hot topic while in hot topic with the intention of buying something from hot topic*
in 2018 instead of like using a comeback where the gist is “I fucked your mom”’ we start saying “I’m kin with your dad”
God no, I have standards. I’ll stick to crude sexual references.
Jokes on you, I’m kin with your dad and currently he’s in Walgreens holding a big bag of meat and crying.
she stans pucikat??? and has toes?!?!?!?!?
tumblr has such an erection for hating things at this point that these bizarre anti fandoms reach me quicker than the reasons they hate the things they do in the first place(which are usually flimsy as hell) and that is pretty sad honestly
you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?
i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
Are the Gushers the meatballs or the sauce? Or are they the meatballs and the Gush is the sauce? IDK lemme know.
The Gushers are Whatever They want to Be :)
baku:
kzwo:
this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck
this is my favourite meme and up until this moment i legit didnt even think this wasnt the original. i. i didnt even think this was edited. how could i have been so dumb
I’m so glad it wasn’t porn
before and after you hear the G Note played on the piano
Haters say it’s fake
does anyone actually like Angry Joe
Is that the lad who has cotton in his eye socket?
Goth Clowns are just Mimes
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes
Your gf who works with clowns