I hate that one birthday card that’s like “NEVER FART IN A WETSUIT HURR HURR HURR” and it’s clearly a latex inflation fetish photo because 1. Wetsuits aren’t airtight and 2. Wetsuits don’t have facemasks with only holes for the eyes and mouth.
And every time, EVERY TIME I need to find a birthday card for someone I dread it because I know I’ll see that creepy kink card staring me in the fucking face and I have to imagine Grandma Cheryl getting it for little Timmy completely unaware that someone jacked off to the fucking photo they stole. Like imagine if every time you went to god damn cvs right there in the card section there was a picture of deviantart sonic foot porn and it was like “Another year older? That’s quite a FEET!!!!” And you just had to sit there and hide your forbidden knowledge.
I hate that fucking card so much!!!
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