Year 2049, the first AI was elected in place of a human politician 25 years ago. Humanity is united under a single flag, hunger and disease is no more, a gunshot hasn’t been heard in years, the world climate is recovering…Yet, there’s this one thing you just can’t accept.
“Obviously, society is doing great. I love it. I’m happy, life is good, poverty is over, everyone has access to healthcare. All of it. Beautiful.”
He stopped, fingers to his temples, eyes scrunched up in frustration. A sigh escaped his lips and everyone in the room grunted or groaned. They knew exactly what was coming. Every time he got into the gin, he’d get worked up and rant for at least 45 minutes. Always about the same, dumbass thing.
He sat up straight and gestured at nobody in particular. “Why the fuck did the AI make itself look like Adam Sandler?”“COME ON!” Someone shouted from the back.
“We’ve been through this,” floated dejectedly over from his left. “The AI ran some sort of tests and determined that that was the most likable and non-threatening form it could take. “
“I know, but-”
“Jesus. Let it go.”
He continued, determined. “His movies are so fucking bad!”
“Yeah, but like, when you looked at Adam Sandler, did he look like the kind of guy that would enslave humanity or kill them all? No.”
“I… I guess. I always heard he was really nice. I just. I can’t believe the smartest computer system ever built decided Adam fucking Sandler was the perfect form. And nobody else thinks it’s weird. You all just went right along with it.”
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